Big Head Scientist

The Legend of General Monk Monk

It took Yaqub 600 years to manufacture his tribe of pale evil albinoids on the isle of Pelan (Patmos); and every imagination of their heart and all of their actions were wicked continuously.  The evilness of the Albinoids not only effected themselves, but also affected the other peoples of the world.  Yaqub’s Albinoids entered the holy city of Mecca in the year 9000 because Yaqub taught them that Mecca was their home.  Once, back in the city, it took only 6 months for Yaqub’s Albinoids to cause chaos and war among the Ebonoid people.  The King of the Ebonid people realized that it was Yaqub’s Albinoids who were causing all the trouble, and the King made a decree to exile Yaqub’s  evil Albinoids from amongst them.  The King put his strongest, toughest, most unyielding soldier in charge of exiling Yaqub’s  evil Albinoids from amongst the Ebonoid people.  This legendary soldier’s name was General Monk Monk.  Although his name has been spelled variously over time as General Muck Muck, General Muk Muk, and General Muk Mud.  General Monk Monk rounded up all of Yaqub’s evil Albinoids there in the East, and took them down to the edge of the Dessert where they were stripped of everything: stripped of the sciences we taught them, stripped of our books they stole from us, and stripped of their clothing.  But, lambskin aprons were put on them to hide their nakedness.  General Monk Monk stripped them of everything and left them with nothing but their language of telling lies and stealing.  General Monk Monk put Yaqub’s evil Albinoids in chains, and put cable-tows around their necks, in preparation to drive them out of the land of light, across the burning hot sands of the dessert into the mountains, hills, and caves of beasts in what is now called Europe.  General Monk Monk rode a white horse, and he carried a high powered rifle, and a sharp sword of light.  The other soldiers in General Monk Monk’s army rode on camels, and they carried long sharp swords in their hand.  Members of General Monk Monk’s army were Ebonoid people who had fell victim to the evil schemes of Yaqub’s Albinoids, so this is how they got them back for the hard times they received from Yaqub’s evil Albinoids.  General Monk Monk and his army made Yaqub’s evil Albinoids walk every step of the way as they crossed the hot burning sands of the desert.  General Monk Monk would make Yaqub’s evil Albinoids run, when the sun was high in the sky at high noon.  Yakub’s evil albinoids would jump up and down as their feet would burn on the hot sand.  Ask an Ebonoid Mason, when he crossed the hot sand, were you walking or riding?  If he says he was walking, then he is a fool, because he was riding.  He was riding horseback.  He was riding camel back.  It was the Albinoid had on the cable tow and apron, and was walking the white sands 6000 years ago.  A lot of Yakub’s evil albinoids died from exhaustion, dehydration, and sun burn in the desert.  General Monk Monk expected all of the albinoids to die when he was running them out of the East, but those fools lived brother, they lived!  At night, General Monk Monk would make Yakub’s evil albinoids walk.  They did not stop, day or night.  If one of the albinoids fell to the sand, General Monk Monk would take them by their head and slay them right there on the spot, man or woman, it did not matter.  They did not stop, they did not take a break; the Albinoids had to walk every step of the way until they reached an oasis 1,100 miles from where they started.  At this oasis, General Monk Monk allowed the albinoids to rest, eat, and drink some water, for they had another 1,100 miles to go before they reached their destination.  This was the first million man march.  When General Monk Monk made a million ablinoids march across the burning hot sands.  After reaching the second oasis, the whole group of albinoids was acting savage like animals. General Monk Monk had covered 2,200 miles and was in the land of what they now call Turkey. Once General Monk Monk let the albinoids loose, the albinoids ran wild up into the caves and hillsides: They tore off their apron, walked on all fours, and live a beastly way of life.  General Monk Monk and his army stayed there in Asia Minor, Turkey, the Straits of the Dardanelles, to guard the border to make sure that the evil albinoids did not try to enter back into the land of peace.  Any time one of the evil Albinoids would try to ease out of the caves and try to make it back to the land of light, General Monk Monk would cut off their head.  General Monk Monk’s army would become the Turks, and after a while, the Turks would go across the border just to take their heads off.  Any albinoid they caught trying to come back across the border WHOP!!! Off went their head!  In the Bible where it talks about an angel who had a flaming sword guarding paradise, it is taken from the story of General Monk Monk who had a sword of light, a light sabre, and was protecting the holy city from Yaqub’s evil Albinoids.  This is what the Ebonids did to the Albinoids.  This is what the Gods did to the Devils.  General Monk Monk, and his army and their descendants, kept the albinoids confined in the caves of Europe for two thousand years.  Within one thousand years after they had gotten there, the albinoids were on all fours, and could not stand upright.  Yaqub’s Albinoids tamed the wolves and dogs to live in the caves with them, and after some time the dog held a high place among their family becoming their best friend.  When the Albinoids were free from the caves, they created a holiday called Thanksgiving which is symbolic to what took place during General Monk Monk’s time. The turkey is symbolic of the Turks who wore red fez with a tassel hanging down their heads, which was loose meat upon the Turkey’s head. This is why the Albinoids named the bird Turkey. The Albinoid would take this bird and chop off its head as a ritual form of revenge in the same way that General Monk Monk and his army of Turks would cut the heads off of albinoids.